Just grab a wienie from the refrigerator, wrap it in a slice of Rainbow bread, and CHOW DOWN! You'll be back on the job in no time with a satisfied smile on your face.
Continue heating the mixture until the beans start to bubble, then dump it all onto a plate and dig in. For variety, pour the beans and spam over a slice of Rainbow bread. If you are really hungry, use two slices of Rainbow bread, but don't forget to put a layer of beans between the two slices.
Anyway, this recipe takes some doing, but I think that once you have tried it you will agree that it was well worth it. Whatchya do is throw a couple of tablespoons of Crisco in the skillet and while that is heating up, you slice up a can of spam into nice thick slices, then throw them into the skillet and let them fry until they start to smoke, then turn them over and brown them on the other side.
In the meantime, you want to slice up some onion. You can use red onions or white onions, but in my opinion, the white onion is the only authentic onion to be used in Super Spam Sandwiches.
When the spam is browned to taste, drain the slices on a paper towel and them put them on a plate along with the slices of onion. Get yourself some Rainbow bread and now the meal can begin.
Coat a slice of bread with Skinner's mustard, add two slices of spam (placed side by side to cover the bread) and a slice of onion, then top it off with another layer of mustard and bread. Enjoy this sandwich with a can of diet coke. Repeat this process until the spam is all gone or you lose consciousness, whichever comes first.
Just try my bachelor specials and I know you will enjoy these excellent meals for many years to come.
That's all for Lefty's kitchen. Good eatin' to you.